HOW TO ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT

As I am not feeling particularly creative today, or indeed aggravated by anything, but feel guilty if I don't post something.

Here is a piece out of a book I found whilst sorting through my junk. I hope it amuses someone.

MIRROR MEDITATION

Sit down in the lotus position, facing

a full-length mirror

In complete silence, stare at your own face in

the mirror, without blinking

For three or four hours

nothing will happen

persist

After four to six hours, the eyes of the face in

the mirror will start to roll its eyes and its

tongue will flop out of its mouth

Do not be alarmed - this is perfectly normal.

persist

After seven to eight hours, the face in the

mirror will suddenly become distorted and

appear to be screaming. Do not be alarmed -

this is perfectly normal.

persist

After eight to ten hours the face in the mirror

will come to meet yours. It will feel as if you

are bashing you head repeatedly into a glass

object.

You will now find yourself in an altered state of

conciousness.

This is known as unconciousness.

It is followed by another higher state,

known as hospital.

Kats