Monday, September 19, 2005

SIZE MATTERS

I have just downloaded my e-mail. Incidentally, thankyou Colcam. As usual the viagra spam rolls in and I duly block the sender, knowing full well, like scottish midges there will be another one to take it's place - a never ending war of attrition.

Over the last couple of days something new has err popped up. Penis enlargement patches. In three strengths no less - Steel (ouch), Silver and Gold. Oh dear I cannot stop giggling like a schoolgirl while I'm writing this.

Steel (wince) is a super strength patch.

Silver and gold come with an exercise manual (my eyes are watering now).

First of all, where do you stick the patch?

Second what's in the exercise manual. My imagination is running riot - mini dumbells, a plumb line with a heavy weight on the end?

Thirdly, do men actually buy these, and more incredibly believe all this crap and part with money?

However on a more sombre note this is a sad reflection on society's need to conform to the "acceptable" image. Making people paranoid about their bodies, lifestyle, when really the diversity of the human race, be it colour, creed, etc. is what we should rejoice in.

Oh well, come the revolution.

Kats

4 Comments:

Blogger David Suggitt said...

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8:56 AM  
Blogger David Suggitt said...

how on earth did you find my blog so quickly? I just started it an hour ago... Well, thanks for your comment.

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8:58 AM  
Blogger colcam said...

Kats, thanks for cheering me up.

After a truly horrendous day, this made me laugh till the tears rolled.

But you are right with what you say about the constant pressure about image and what is acceptable. We tend to think of the "skinny model" image and the desire of younger girls to lose weight, all too often with disastrous results, but I guess some men get....... Good God I've been sitting here 20 minutes trying to end a perfectly innocent sentence and every way I try it seems to have a double meaning and Kats will mark me down as a pervert and delete me. I give up. I'm laughing again anyway.

Mini dumbells indeed!!!

3:55 AM  
Blogger Gaea Phoenix said...

LOL

*laughs some more*

*sighs*

*re-reads post*

LOL

9:05 PM  

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