Monday, October 10, 2005

FLUORESCENT TESTICLES

Scientists are just about ready to test a new genetically modified mosquito, in their fight against the spread of that dreadful disease, malaria.

The male mosquitoes have had a gene added that makes their testicles glow, enabling scientists to identify them as sterile males. This also makes their sperm a fluorescent green.

This innovative piece of science should be taken a step further.

Paedophiles, rapists, and other sex offenders should have this gene added.

We women, when out at night, as is our right without fear of this low life lurking in our society, could be alerted by the glowing crotch of the man following us.

Children could be told, "never talk to strangers, especially the ones with the glowing trousers".

Hmmmm interesting thought.

Kats

2 Comments:

Blogger Alfie said...

Thanks for the "blimey" comment on my blog! Hope I didn't shock you quitethat much! :)

Anyhow, only one thing I can say to this blog entry...BLIMEY!!! ;)

1:15 PM  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

I can see other advantages. Instead of having a vastectomy, a man could be equiped with sterile, glowing testicles. That way, as well as not having to have any more children, he could find his way to the toilet in the middle of the night without having to switch the lights on.

2:37 PM  

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