Wednesday, October 05, 2005

NAKED RAMBLING

Good Morning.

Whilst browsing the Scotsman on Line this morning this short piece caught my eye.

Naked rambler back in court

The Naked Rambler, Stephen Gough, 46, appeared at Tain Sheriff Court yesterday accused of walking naked on the A9 Inverness to Thurso road.

He pleaded not guilty to disorderly conduct and was remanded in custody
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Well, Mr. Gough, I take my hat off to you, you are a brave man.

Walking up the A9 must take some courage, it's scary enough in a car but with no clothes on in October must take some will power, and a strange immunity to the Scottish weather.

You should be studied by scientists.

Perhaps your skin has some sort of insulating effect unknown to man, or are you just very hairy.

Would you not be better off flaunting your assets to the public in Spain, or the South of France where the weather is much nicer and there is no such thing as the Scottish Midge.

If you are immune to midges, (yes, they are still about, blame global warming) we up here in the Highlands would like to know about it. If you are immune to the nasty little creatures have you any idea of the potential riches that are passing you by if you don't impart this secret knowledge.

Then again, no sense no feeling eh?

Kats

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