AND THIS ONE .................

LET THE PICTURE DO THE TALKING

OH "CUM" ALL YE FAITHFULL

Word in the Holy Ether is that the Christian Youth Magazine has devoted it's August issue entirely to sex.

Should we, shouldn't we, are we allowed to. Can we flirt (for christs sake!). What does God say, what will he say and/or do If I fall by the wayside.

It's bad enough to be a youth or youthess, awash on a sea of raging hormones without bringing God into the equation for crying out loud. These Christian Youths and youthesses must be practicing mental self flagellation on a hourly basis.

So the church has found a way to manipulate those hormones to rein in a larger flock.

Read this:

Saunders is adamant that Christians should acknowledge sex as a positive experience. "Christians are perceived as a bunch of puritanical sexual killjoys. When in fact we should be known as the pro-sex lobby. God is pro-sex, after all he invented it. Christians can have healthy fulfilling sex lives that are just as exciting and adventurous as everyone else's. The difference is Christians can talk about it's higher value - as a God ordained gift, and we must never lose sight of that truth, nor allow others to think we believe differently.

When boiled down to basics this is just a marketing campaign equivalent to putting cartoon characters on cereal packets to influence toddlers and increase the market.

Or perhaps us poor lost souls down here in Soddom and Gomorrah will just have to look on in envy of the gift from God, or in my case look down cynically sniggering.

Kats

CALAMITOUS KALI

As I was going about my business this morning, as you do. I heard a loud yelp from our Border collie - Kali.

I looked up into the saloon from the galley and there she stood looking down at me with copious amounts of blood wending it's way across the floor. She had ripped a claw right out and it was hanging off. (Makes you wince, don't it?).

So, off to the vets for a very fetching flourescent pink bandage with smiley faces on it and 2 injections - anitbiotics and pain killer.

So here she is above some hours later milking it for everything she can get, and getting it!

Kats

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT.....

ARMAGEDDON, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK.

Some cheery little soul out there in the ether has a website dedicated to the analysis of a possible, nay, inevitable World War III.

Worryingly some of the text regarding the scenarios, which were actually written some decades ago, leading up to the unmentionable are a little too close to home right now for me.

Perhaps you middle-aged people out there remember the "inevitability" of nuclear war, during the cold war.

I had a large poster entitled "What to do in the event of a Nuclear Attack". There were numbered instructions, which included things like, No. 1 Board up the Windows. No.2 Hang wet blankets over doors or windows, to minimise radiation. It carried on with many, many ridiculous advised precautions like putting matresses over and around the kitchen table and crawling inside to avoid the blast. Unfortunately,it did reflect the official government advice, so I suppose that some believed matttresses and wet blankets would protect against being fried, and if not fried, then a long lingering death from radiation poisoning. Some of us weren't that gullible though. Freinds and visitors would stand and read with a serious concentrated look until the last instruction which was about Number 24 declared:

"Place your head firmly between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye".

Part of the page written by this doom monger is dedicated to a World War III time line as follows, but at least he doesn't tell me to hide under the table to miraculously survive.


World War 3 Timeline

These are, I believe, the elements of the planned Third World War:

Prelude - The events leading up to the start of World War Three, including Sept 11, 2001.

Act 1 - The Middle East. Widespread conflict to bring the entire region into the flames of war, possibly triggered by Iran or militants in Pakistan using North Korean supplied nuclear arms. The first Scene in this Act is the US Invasion of Iraq on March 20, 2003.

Act 2 - Israel at War -- Against her Arab neighbors, possibly Palestine. A Palestinian State will be established, so that all Israelis will be fully separated from Palestinians (listen out for mention of a 7-year treaty to be confirmed by a World Leader - probably Bush), only for Israel to viciously attack Palestine shortly thereafter.

Act 3 - Far East -- "Hair-raising nuclear confrontation that threatens mankind's existence" - Peter Lemesurier, author of The Armageddon Script, p. 223, written in 1981. Includes China invading Taiwan and a nuclear eruption on the Korean Peninsula.

Act 4 - Erosion of Confidence in 'The System' so severe citizens will be panicked into giving up liberties and Constitutional form of government. The plan calls for the dissolution of the US Constitution, triggered by a significant enough 'terrorist' attack. The ultimate intent is to introduce a global government and one-world religion.

Act 5 - The collapse of the US, and other Western economies and morals.

Act 6 - Significant population reduction using natural and man-made disasters.

Curtain. Who can tell how this war will end?

CURTAIN?????? I think you mean CURTAINS.

Cheer me up some more why don't you.

Kats

NAIL HIS EFFING FEET TO THE FLOOR

Just read this in a Reuters Report:-

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush said on Tuesday he had gained four pounds (2 kg) because of "too many birthday cakes," but said he was feeling fine after his annual physical.
Bush, who turned 60 on July 6, was found by doctors at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda to be in the superior category of fitness for a man his age.
"I'm doing fine. My health is fine. I probably ate too many birthday cakes," Bush said.

This evil little excuse for a human being should have his feet nailed to the floor and be force fed birthday cakes until he expands beyond reason and explodes. It should be a televised event held in the middle of Beirut, during the Israeli bombing campaign and Tony Blair should be the one made to do it.

So there!

Kats (in anger)